****I will absolutely not respond to spam or marketing requests. This is for my reader fandom only! If you spam me, I will send you a bill for wasting my time. Once you pay it, I'll be more likely to want to do business with you. Maybe.

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Spammers and Scammers are not included in this policy. I will name and shame those who waste my time and give me trouble.